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There's A Pill For That! (Fuqitol)

from Honourable Mention by The Please & Thank Yous

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I've had an undiagnosed health issue my entire life. I puke a lot, really easily. I've seen specialists about it and brought it up with every doctor I've ever had. No one's found anything conclusive, and most doctor's have just tried to put me on a pill for it.

In 2019 we've witnessed the outing of a number of pharmaceutical companies who have been dicking everybody over for decades with opioids. Perdue Pharma, Johnson & Johnson, surely more parties are complicit in their money sucking schemes.

Either way, it was already pretty obvious that our health care system prefers to keep us all sick so they can continue shoving pills up our asses and taking our money. Frankly, I'm fuckin' tired of it. Aren't you?

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Have you ever been down in the dumps?
Have you ever had to take your lumps?
Have you ever worried you might be a chump?
Are you sick and tired of bein' a grump?

There's a pill for that!
There's a pill for everything, yeah
But there's no hope for you

And now you got trouble sleepin'
Depression, suicide
Your heart is sick of beatin'
Got migraines all the time
Your doctor's only measure of your longterm success
Is the pharmaceutical company that keeps paying him out in cash

There's a pill for that!
There's a pill for everything, yeah
So what the hell's with you?

Disclaimer: Common side effects of Fuqitol include dizziness, depression, nausea, trouble sleeping, toughts of suicide, random nosebleeds, crying yourself to sleep... People who are suicidal should consult a physician before taking Fuqitol. Ask your doctor if Fuqitol is right for you today!

There's a pill for that and that and that
There's a pill for that and that and
There's a pill for everything yeah,
So what the hell's with you?*
Well we're all fucked up too


*=Never trust a man who sucks Satan's dick for a living.

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from Honourable Mention, released November 10, 2019

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